Greetings... I trust your trip here was pleasant? Welcome to my secret underground lair on the uncharted volcanic island of Jigango (pronounced Ji-gang-go), located somewhere in the South Pacific. Please, make yourself comfortable.

After all, it's not like you'll be leaving... cocktail?


Why, my old friend, we make the world a better place! Our legion of code monkeys toil relentlessly in the bowels of this beloved isle. Our software tames the savages that inhabit this planet, making the world a utopian paradise. Sure, it might sting at first, but it's all for the good of civilization. Let me show you around...

Oh dear, you have caught me in the middle of renovating the labs, before my plans can be properly revealed! My henchman will show you to your quarters, for the time being. I will call upon you when I am ready. Dress appropriately.

To stay up-to-date with the latest in world domination from Jigango, please check our Blog of Doom! http://blog.jigango.com

If you need anything, please feel free to contact one of my loyal minions... minions@jigango.com